Intro!

Well, Howdy!

Okay, I promise I don't actually say that. Yes, I'm Southern, yes, I'm from Oklahoma, yes, I say Southern phrases, but I don't say "Howdy." My Nana does, but that's neither here nor there. Wasn't this supposed to be the Intro? I'm getting off topic. Again.

Yes, Belle also refers to my favorite Disney Princess, who I not only look like (brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin), but act like!



So, first off, my name is Maddie, I'm a teenage girl, I live in Southern Oklahoma, and, yes, I do consider myself a Southern Bell... to some extent. For example, I'm a total nerd. I read over 800 words per minuet because I read all the time! My favorite movies are Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, any of The Avengers movies (any superhero movies, actually), and Star Trek and my favorite shows are Doctor Who and Gravity Falls (and yes, it is a cartoon). So that makes me an Vulcan Elvish Jedi with superpowers who solves mysteries in a TARDIS. O_o

Second, I am a writer. Not a blogger, a writer. A writer who just happens to write a blog. That means that most of my posts will be a procrastination technique, so they'll be pretty random. That fact that I could be diagnosed as ADD doesn't help at all. And I really don't have a specific schedule for my posts either. I'll try to maintain a sense of order through a script-ish-thingy... It goes:

Title (will include my topic(s) for the day)

Main Body (will be 1+ topics [and maybe an intro] that I'm gonna talk about, and will range from funny personal stories to my view on current events to a recipe)

Funny Bit (since I'm afraid that some of my posts may be somber, I'm always gonna try to include something funny at the end that may or may not be related to the rest of the post)

And that's how it's gonna go down!

Third, the rules. I know, I know. But everyone needs 'um!

1. I am a Christian. I don't agree with many principles of today's messed up society. I do not believe in abortion or gay marriage. There are Bible verses that say no to both of these things (no, I can't quote them off the top of my head, but, in short version, "you are fearfully and wonderfully made" and part of Sodom and Gomorra's issues was the acceptance of gay marriage). I know that I won't make any friends off of my values, but I feel the need to post them. Do I hate gay people or people who get abortions? No. Definitely not. One of my biggest heroes had an abortion; she came to regret it and it ended up making her turn her life around. I recently found out that a friend that I have known for years in bi, and, to tell you the truth, it's really bothering me, because I know she at least used to be Christian, and I really care about her, but I don't want to lose a good friend. (If you feel led to do so, please pray for me and my friend.) So, please, if you don't agree with me, that's fine, but if you want to tell me, please do so in a polite manner, because I'm a person to, and I have a right to my opinions as much as you do.
2. Like I said earlier, I am a writer, and part of being a writer means being able to pick up at least some spelling and grammar errors. That being said, I am Southern, and a horrible speller. Yes, I do know Southern people with perfect grammar, but mine is lacking. Since I'm writing from my Point of View (aka POV), the posts will be filled with yall's, gonna's, and the occasional ain't. I know that some of you feel an urge to correct the world's grammatical errors, but please don't here, especially to people other than me. That person could be dyslexic or suffer from Apraxia of Speech, which can cause issues with writing as well as speaking. Please be super nice! Being mean will get you blocked.
3. No profanity. At ALL. I go to a public school, so I hear it all day long! It has quickly become one of my biggest pet-peeves. I can, and will, block you if you cuss. The same applies to subject matter. If I wouldn't read it to my Children's Church kids, my grandmothers, or the Queen of England, don't say it here!

And that's the rules! FHEW! We survived! Sorry I'm was bit lengthy, but we're to the end! I guess that means we're to the Funny Bit! Horray! =D

Good bye for now because...

 

Disclaimer: None of the pics belong to me, I just Googled!